I was thinking maybe Trevor Moore from The Whitest Kids U'Know should write it.

That would be a perfect set up for their relationship, right? At some point Danny ends up saying, "Hey, I have lots of Asian friends. And my best friend is black!" and immediately realizing how that sounds.

I think they should have just leaned into the racial/representational problem. Danny Rand is a white billionaire who ends up becoming the ultimate kung fu master…so make a show that's *about* grappling with all that privilege. Does he feel guilty? Or maybe he just wonders about whether he should feel guilty? I mean,…

All of it? Actually, if you scroll down the AV Club from the top, you see this article before you see anything that says "Buffy Week".

Season 4 of what? Oh, apparently Buffy. A show I've never watched. Would have been nice to have seen that somewhere in the title or the image.

No, Sauron hadn't been corporeal since the Ring was cut off of his finger in the first place. A major reason that he was trying to get it back was so that he could reconstitute his physical body again. Having him show up at the Battle of the Black Gate would have confused that pretty badly.

Can we cut that bullshit snarky intro? Being in jail for a long time is important to the story of this guy's life, sure, so it's legit to write about that. But it's not a source of shame or feeling "let down" after "opening [our] hearts" to the guy. God bless you, Gary. Don't let any haters bring you down.

Why is it called New Wave when it's so old?

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No arguments about that Worst choice, though. I can't believe how much my brother and I played that motherfucker. We even got GOOD at it. And then we discovered that — even after beating all of the levels, a task both ludicrously difficult and extremely tedious — you couldn't get to the last level for some reason.

Seems like he might not quite understand the phrase's specific meaning. Sad!

Clever phrasing, there. The epidemiological studies don't increase cancer risk. No word on whether breathing in fiberglass does or not.

I didn't even learn the word cunt until I was a sophomore in high school. Someone was making a pun about Emmanuel Kant and I didn't get it.

I intentionally took vacation so that I could miss my office Christmas party gift exchange this year.

This strategy presumes a few rules that don't always pertain in Yankee Swap. If there aren't limits on steals, then according to this strategy there should always be at least one available item that's higher than the average value of all current opened gifts. Which means that you should always steal, and never open a…

The movie should have ended with a flash-forward to the other passengers waking up, to a ship wildly overcrowded with the degenerate inbred (but extremely good looking) fourth-generation offspring of Jim and Aurora. Who have formed a cannibal death cult that worships the That would make a pretty good sequel.

Depends on what you want to get. I can pick up a bottle of E&J XO for about $14 (in the American midwest, at least) and enjoy drinking it. It's sweet and kinda caramelly.

The Supper Club standard: read the article for the fancy stuff, read the comments for the good cheap stuff.

If you're looking for Guinness-esque (Guinnesque?) beers, look for nitro stouts. Left Hand's Milk Stout Nitro is one that I like. I'm with you, I'd rather drink stout than IPA (or, really, just about anything over most IPAs).

Growing up in the Kansas City craft beer orbit, the first beer I remember liking is Boulevard's Unfiltered Wheat. It's about as simple and unprepossessing as the name implies. And my all-time favorite beer was Boulevard's Lunar Ale, a dark wheat ale with some really odd flavor notes. Apparently I was alone in my…