You're all missing the big question:

Don't try to confuse the issue with half truths and gorilla dust.

All Saints Daaayymonth!

The dalmatian fetish appeared on Dean Pelton's office wall very recently.

Is this you being "meta" again?

Best fake-out ever. I especially liked his clerk's help.

The bad camera work during the "Kiss From a Rose" green-screen was intentionally bad. It looked like amateurish video production… ON PURPOSE.

I didn't think they'd BOTH respond to my ad!

Every so often, you see "Craig Pelton" or "Dean Pelton" show up on the set dressing.

Britta is Carla, Annie is Diane.

You got room in your pocket for a little spare Chang?

Did your eyes become larger?

The question is, "WHEN could be under that bubble wrap?"

Failed secondies.

Re: the conclusion? Yessh.

That's just what Constable Reggie would say!

That's when the smell got to you?

"This Cain is Abel!"
FINALLY! Biblical puns!

I love that song, but its story is oddly specific. We demand details!

CHIASMUS FTW