MARS NEEDS WOMEN
SKARO NEEDS ROCKS

And I thought it was just a gag.

While I agree that comment squares Cornelius' existence with the canon, I still prefer to think Mrs. Hawthorne pretended Corny was dead when bedtime came.

I can honestly say I've never heard of Swede-bashing until tonight. 
And I grew up in Minnesota.

So many, many meme-worthy, quotable lines!

That's just what Constable Reggie would say!

Bad ass. And completes Phil's street cred.

Think of the let down when it's not actually Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass… or "Just the Two of Us". Turns out it's always Leo Sayer.

Fart jokes are not funny.

Here's a fun fact: my Mormon bishop's boss's son wrote and produced "Stereo Hearts". He is that aforementioned Mr. Blanco.

And THAT'S why I have trouble shaving in the morning!

Now that you mention it, I was kinda disappointed.

Was it handled by stagehands, standing above you with strings holding the bong aloft? 'Cause that's what I saw.

@avclub-f073cd45cff903b9a6e8a810ecda129b:disqus Yes, Mac went to flip the board. I believe it was when Dennis and Dee moved on to Level 3.

Dear Franco,
We are not morons.
We get it.
It's uninteresting and frankly, it sucks.

Hopefully he'll dedicate his statue.

Time for a rewatch!

BBE SUCKS

They're going to graduate from a two-year college in four years? I'm still trying to figure this out.

They're on your iTunes.