I have satellite, so I channel-guide surf.

No, Pierce has a club, which he used to knock Troy on his punk-ass.

Did use "literally" the way that Chris Traeger always does?

I believe that film is called "The Run Diary", in theaters now!

Did you nail the game board to the bar, too?

They know who Jim Lee is. Wait, so do I. 
Crap.

My biggest pet peeve is the misapostrophization of word's.

Britta's so deep, she's reading Warren Piece.  That's the name of the author, right?

It was the best he could do on short notice.

Say what you will about Cheryl Hines, she is all kinds of HAWT in this episode.

She went DURING the flush? That was the fastest pee ever.

Any Talking Dead thread yet?  No?  May I start one?

As non-human (but remarkably and conveniently humanoid) companions go, I really liked Turlough at the time.  His meet-cute with the Doctor was "Imma gonna kill ya"… or words to that effect.

Kinda! It's Kinda good!
Can I be part of 'They of the Not-We'?

I BELIEVE IN THE DOCTOR! I BELIEEEEEVE!

The Fhtagn kids and I watched Flash Gordon the other day and I was also surprised to see Deep Roy as the Princess' pet.

THE STARS AT NIIIIGHT… ARE BIG AND BRIIIGHT!

Rowan Atkinson: Mr. Bean, Blackadder.  Lifetime pass.

Now, "Any history of insanity in the family?"
Tell you what. I'll cross out the "in." "Any history of sanity in the family?"

If Hollywood ever remakes Fibber McGee and Molly, Matthew will be rolling in royalties!