I'm going to represent Mrs. Fhtagn and co-nominate the Thanksgiving episode of Mad About You, "Giblets for Murray". The episode is a classic farce in every sense of the term, including plot twists, physical humor (frantic entrances and exits, dropping frozen turkeys from high windows), and universal deception and…

It also helps that Stallone is like 5' 8" at most.

And therefore could never have been uttered by Michael Ian Black.

YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN

Sharknado does NOT justify SyFy Channel.

The Fhtagn family and I, the Elder One, saw a similar stage show, "Villains Tonite!" on a Disney cruise in Dec 2010. It was very entertaining.

For example, when she played a piece of furniture in The Prestige?

Maybe, but you could definitely do worse.

They're not intolerant, like the Sneeches. Stars upon thars, indeed!

"Biggs", "Greedo", and "Porkins" sound like characters in an all-fat guy Star Wars parody.

I don't know if it's false nostalgia, but I seem to have fond recollections of Misfits of Science, from NBC back in the early '80s. I especially remember a lounge-lizard, swing version of the theme song for one episode.

Garth is the most significant artist I've ever worked with and I've worked with Lulu and four other people.

Best request for a hug from a preacher EVER.

"I don't even know your name."
"I'm Linda."
"And I'm DOCTOR SANCHEZ!" (He leaps into bed with the Broccoli Woman.)

The pizza's placement like a loincloth for the wearer, even though the entire costume is the naughty bits… it's layers and layers of genius.

It's worth EVERY effort to find and ingest this show.

"I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, Won Ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel."
I certainly can't write lines THIS good.

Welcome to One-Season Wonders. I've seen more auspicious starts.

It looked bad. It looked like I was gonna have to spend the night in Glasgow.

Watching it tonight. Updates to follow.