I am Batman.  Or am I?  Yes I am Batman.

The key word is BILLIONAIRE. F**king billionaires.

Best exchange in the episode is when Brent Spiner agrees to $30 for two signed MIB Data action figures PLUS an appearance at Leonard's birthday party. I thought he'd say he doesn't do birthday parties for less than $100 but that agreement was better.

I now want a crossover episode with Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner.

That would've placed the episode in 1993.

Even though I don't watch Game of Thrones, I relate to the joke completely.

Fhtagn has two fists: Fancy Plans and Pants to Match!

Could you imagine the payroll for that film?

How bad could it be? That ass is magnificent.

Arrow Guy = Hawkeye
duh

Especially in last week's Paris episode, I kept hoping she'd say "Silly, I'm from Montreal."

And all she got was some hand action from Jack.

I'm surprised some federal diplomatic agent didn't pull her aside after they recognized what she was singing. And get that piano player on another song.

Cyclops repairman! Thank goodness you've come. Look!

I'm still convinced he's Guy Smiley from Sesame Street in human form. 
And this from an Elder who's going to vote for him.

Tonight on "Bullshit or Not" with your host, Henry Silva.

No, it's the reams of tax returns that develop the IRS's case. The agent's reaction was from Sweet Dee dropping the "scamming" word while her license plate said "$CAMMIN". Just too easy.

"Barney" has to be short for something. It may as well be "Barnabas".

d20! d12! d10! d8! d6! and d4!

And Kaley Cuoco stuffing her face with cheesecake when the conveyor belt got backed up?