How are pickles an acceptable substitute for limes in beer? I'm just asking.

Looked more like hot soup.

Don't forget: There are far worse people at the Jersey Shore than the cast of the Jersey Shore.

This is Mac and Charlie's perfect opportunity to prove how hard they are and not to shove anything into their asses.

"Is that blood? You son of a bitch!"
"Heavy stuff guys. Heavy subject matter."

This show is better than a bag of chips. And I thought Ryan's metaphor worked, on a level… of sorts.

I keep asking Mrs. Fhtagn to play "Find the Penis" but she's not always as interested as I'd like her to be.

Want another (thankfully) forgotten Jay Leno film, also starring Michael Caine, Cybill Shepherd, Louis Jourdan, and a cast of thousands? Try "Silver Bears", from 1978. THAT'S an impressively bad film.

Both are hot, apparently. And Pam's just that desperate.

It was far more effective when Clint Eastwood held his own gun.

"And No One Will Ever Speak of This Incident Again"

Know what isn't funny? Diddling little girls, which I'm totally not into.

I'm surprised Howard didn't hand the lightsaber to Bernadette to make the symbolism complete.

Dee cleans up REAL good. Real, real good.

And how many times did a young Mr. Fhtagn get out of "agreements" with Columbia House Record & Tape Club? Many, many times.

KATYA!

Give the writers a break! Not every character can be in each episode.

Did they use the Ab Abber?

The Fhtagn daughter yelled "Trouty Mouth!" when he showed up on screen.

Mrs. Fhtagn has liked this show from the beginning. This was the first time I'd sat and watched an episode. I was impressed, I laughed out loud, and it was funny. I will be back next week, inshallah.