Me too

Why does no one write "Tomayto, tomahto"? That would highlight the pronunciation difference.  Writing "Tomato, tomahto" makes the assumption that everyone says the word with a long a.

April Fool's AND 100th episode. They deserved a lighthearted romp

Castle used to have solid insights into psychology and an understanding of conspiracies and criminal enterprise that made him valuable to the team. Lately he seems to just have crackpot theories that are always discarded as distractions.

I didn't realize that it could be a setup because of the suspension of disbelief required. There's no possible way anyone could have coordinated the timing of all of that. Of course, my objection is on the level of someone saying "I'm so sure" when ET makes Elliott's bike fly, so I guess I should not sweat the details.

Merle killed him, right? When he walked in front of the Governor in the last episode.

Mine did the same thing! AT&T U-Verse…

What am I, a contractor?

I like when Barney says "Just. Just. Just. OK?"

I've seen people suggest that Lori isn't dead. But I'd argue that the full belly of the zombie found where she gave birth is pretty good evidence that she was eated up yum.

If you don't see a body, they aren't really dead. See also: Merle; Carol.

I remember one episode of Dr. Who that had Cybermen invading London. At one point they get a recall command from miles away and they turn and start walking in formation towards their headquarters miles away. Clank clank clank. I was like, "They'll get there in a couple of weeks"

You can't use logic. Logic means zombie shows are dumb. In a logical zombie world, the only zombies would be:

"You wanna search me?"

Every one of these will be shown 37 times that week. You can watch them pretty much at your leisure, even without a DVR or torrent site.

You can't use logic when talking about zombies or else you'll go nuts. Zombies ALWAYS appear whenever a person makes themselves vulnerable.

"why the hell we're all those zombies waiting in that stairwell anyway?"

Earlier in the torture room, the Governor made a recording of himself whistling. In the warehouse, I was convinced that he would use the recording as a decoy to make Andrea think she was headed away from him, or to lure her into attacking him.

"schmimpsons"

"I don’t know why he still has a capital “B” on his chest."
B for "Burns", another example of fooling no one.