On the globe, Antarctica was at the north pole. Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

How is it that two of the most competent people (Lisa and Aubrey) are two of the most awful?

Totally. I just assumed that the coach from Louisville (as well as coaches from many other schools) had contacted Sue and said "If she wants to come to Louisville she will have a free ride."

"Just let us watch them for more than a second at a time."
God, this. So much. I said the same thing about So You Think You Can Dance. Just point the fucking camera at the dancers at let us watch them.

I love her in bangs. I love most women in bangs. I wonder if I have a problem with foreheads?

Most Survivor contestants don't actually "volunteer" to be on the show. Nowadays, most contestants are found by scouts and casting agents. many of them have never seen the show and it is the rare player who is an actual fan.

Edit, replied to wrong person.

@avclub-18d60cfcc8c36c209948ce68fa2ef7a6:disqus "Not everyone has even a 1% chance to win Survivor and that's the way it has always been."

I can imagine her not realizing that a "Beeyelltee Sandwich" is actually named for the ingredients.

@avclub-ce6c92303f38d297e263c7180f03d402:disqus "I think they went a little too extreme at the start, with her not being able to sing at all (though I get you have to make it broad for the audience to tell)"

He found a song that she had written that was inspired by the affair, and just sort of intuited that it was real. She didn't deny it. Stupid all around.

Her entire attempt at a Mexican accent was saying "Ai papi! Ai chihuahua! Ai papi!"  Speedy Gonzalez did better 50 years ago.

@avclub-e9308ddd417ab6c88042a71f916af7a5:disqus "Also, Trump wants known names in that final two."

@avclub-588bc7654c8815a85a09b0bc6d82a29f:disqus "He's the first person I've ever believed totally when he says appearing on CA is strictly for charity."

It looks like the last thing you bought was a shitload of extra capital letters. You have so many you can just throw them in anywhere! I am so used to being extra careful, so i don't run out when i need them. damn.

Also, the "Midwest Teen Sex Show" was a funny and very helpful video series on the subject. Unfortunately they stopped production in 2009 (Comedy Central was working on developing a pilot in 2010 but it was canceled). You can catch the episodes on blip.tv

We saw a preview on "Survivor" this week."That's just dirt, it's not poop." "Yuk" "Seriously, my shorts are just dirty, not poopy" "Then why is it only in the backside?" "Because that's where I sit" "Ugh"

@eric827:disqus And I love Dan's response to that. "If anal sex ruined your sphincter like that, wouldn't there be millions of old gay men with control issues? Wouldn't there be bigger market for Depends?"

My thought was "That's women for you".

When he said "blink twice" and she opened her eyes wider, I had to pause the DVR and just stare at her. It was so adorable.