They stopped for some hot lesbian sex in the woods. I mean in my head.

Schmidt is such a douche they have a "douche jar" and make him pay fines. So the idea of your best friend sleeping with him could call into account her judgment. Presumably, CeCe could have meaningless sex with anyone, so why did it have to be Schmidt? 
As soon as Jess realized that CeCe liked Schmidt, Jess was OK with…

"You can get me drunk… professionally?"

The hand-clapping with delight is what sold me.

Randy Quaid for Pierce Hawthorne

And yet she was allowed to drink…

Penn Jillette writes about the Blue Man Group stunt: http://www.huffingtonpost.c…
Favorite line: Trying to explain to Donald Trump that beauty and art can be more
important than money is like trying to explain to Donald Trump that
beauty and art can be more important than money.

But they never explained what function a palindrome would have in a file management system. If the last half of a palindrome is identical to the first part but reversed, then it is redundant. All that a palindromic filing system would do is pad the identification numbers.

Arsenio asked her to retake the picture and she said "No, shut up, it's fine, I'm not even going to show it to you." And he just stood there in Walgreen's and let her go. He was the team leader and he let her run all over and do what she wanted, but then slammed her for not being a team player.

I thought it was hilarious when Teresa Guidice (is that some form of the word guido/guid-ette?) went off on Debbie Gibson, insulting her fame and career. I wanted Debbie to come back with "You are 'famous' because you married a rich guy and then went on TV to show people your awful personality."

Definitely something to think about. Had Lou's team won, would Walgreen's be partnered with the Muscular Dystrophy Association rather than the Magic Johnson Foundation?

Seen clearly here: http://hairstyles.thehairst…

I've seen coffee machines in high schools, but not middle schools. It wouldn't surprise me, though, considering how popular those McCafe frappucinos are with kids. Basically just coffee-flavored milkshakes, they get kids used to the taste (and effect) of coffee early.

The ratings stunt was "100 characters from the show will die"

I'll never understand why the contestants get all flustered when Donald Trump asks them who they would bring into the boardroom if they lost. It seems like the only answer would be "It would have to depend on the reasons we were given for our loss, Mr. Trump."

No shit. That was an awesome comment and totally rude.

The best part was almost skipped over. At the end of the exchange he said quietly "All my other ties are dirty". So he basically admitted that he doesn't own any DT ties and got this one from wardrobe.

I think they must have had an early version of the iPad3

Exactly! I've been saying all along that the "Amber" universe was really just the Blue universe with Peter having died and therefore wiped out of recent history.

The backstory I had in my mind was:
He had a true love. They were in a fire. She died. He lived, but with horrible scarring. Now, he believes no one will love him, so he wants to force/trick women into loving him. However his formulas are flawed and the spell wears off, so he has to kill them.