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Masters of Horror…
was fucking AWESOME, best anthology series I saw in decades.
It sounds like this is the same idea with a different name, and the content toned down from Showtime-friendly.
Supposedly showtime had them contractually obligated to put some sex and/or nudity in each show, regardless of how unnecessary or

Bush
Anyone else use this shit-band as shorthand for mediocre post-grunge suck?

hey… shut the fuck up!

before all the correctors jump in… yes, I realise that I meant metaphorically when I wrote euphamistically.
I'm sick as a dog… 'kay?

I think Hugo being arrested was important for the faceoff between Walt and his bro-inlaw, to put Walt in a position of deciding how far he was willing to go (now letting innocent people get hurt) in order to achieve his goal.
The whole poker scene was a one-two punch that demonstrated that Walt is willing to die, and

James Cameron
Wish he would get over that shit. He got the settlement and the credit in the movie, right? Does he need to refer to JC as a hack at every opportunity? It's also a tad funny that he refers to his friend Stephen King as being okay and yet Cameron is the hack. Bizarro world?

Your childhood was asking for it. Did you see what it was wearing?

so…
is this the movie where the father and mother feline take a shit on each other while the litter has an orgy with each other… or something?

A…
MINUS?!? Best episode of the season.
I think this pilot season of BB may turn out to be the best season of any drama I've seen since The Shield's pilot season.
(Note: I haven't watched The Wire yet)
Every episode, but particularly this one, I am impressed by a lot of the little nuances of this type of show that they

Commando is a masterpiece of homoeroticised violence and so-bad-they're-good one-liners.
It also has Ahunuld feeding a deer with Alyssa Milano.
I've never been able to respect the Oscars after Commando got snubbed in 1985

I hate him as well. There's just something especially 10th-Level-Hack'ie about a terrible-singer-terrible-guitarist who wants to portray himself as the most overrated guitarist of all time.
Yes, Jimi.
Lenny is like the meta of overrated shit. The equivalent would be if, in a decade, there was a band that became famous

David E Kelley? (2nd try)
"Those creators typically hold out hope that if they go to series they'll get to regain control and make the show they planned to make from the start,"

while I go update my TiVo

The internet was okay…
until they put it on computers.

In the preview for next week they show Jesse disgusted at the quality of the meth that has just been cooked (saying "we expect better quality now!" or something), which I presumed was Jesse, but could very well be Walt's doing. My theory is that with the increasing pressure on Walt with his family (as Donna said, now

In the preview for next week they show Jesse disgusted at the quality of the meth that has just been cooked (saying "we expect better quality now!" or something), which I presumed was Jesse, but could very well be Walt's doing. My theory is that with the increasing pressure on Walt with his family (as Donna said, now

Ken Loses
Ever the contrarian, I think this is my favourite episode since the pilot. For me the greatness of the show is pitch-perfect casting that compliments the writing. Between Walt's douche bag inlaws, Skye, and Jesse as the knucklehead drug dealer, this show is overloaded with scene-stealers. I think who ever

ANY Vagina, you say?
"Makes 2 edible chocolate copies of ANY vagina!"

I know, South Park puts me to sleep, too.

Goodie! I loved Solaris.