South Park & Amy Heckerling
Mad fuckin' props for Nathan keeping it real about the tedious and sad decline of South Park - aka, the Dumbass Libertarian Viewpoint Revue*. Seriously, how is Amelie not doing Hater columns on how painfully unfunny that show has become?

More Action Flops, please!
especially Shane Black secret successes:
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Long Kiss Goodnight
Last Action Hero

Metallica
I hadn't seen that version of "One" before. I laughed so hard I plotz'd.

40 Days & 40 Nights
Man, I remember seeing that trailer and thinking, "Finally, THE most retarded idea for a movie that has ever been or will be made. What the hell were they thinking… that people are dumb enough to be pandered to on the level that they have to live a life constantly turning down sex from…

let me start by saying…
I love Undercover Brother.

Best Inventory
Time to finally whip out the A+ grade for one of your own articles. That whole article was just 100% true and awesome.

Street Racing + Fun = Burnout
I love these games so God damn much. Even when they aren't the best of their series (looking in your direction, Dominator), they're pretty damn good.
It's too bad that more developers don't take the approach that Criterion does and simply find a kick-ass game mechanic on a tired and…

"Fiesta String"
That's what I call anal beads

I'd still hit it

why not call them…
Instead of "____ Movie" (Date, Epic, Scary) I think they should start a series called Shitty Movie. Shitty Movie 1, 2, etc…
they could parody movies and television produced/written/starring:
- Adam Sandler
- The Wayans
- Rob Schneider
- DL Hughley
- Jim Carrey
- Jerry Bruckheimer
- Michael Bay
the list goes…

Crash
god damn that movie sucked…. as a drama. As a comedy? ridiculously funny.

amelie is cranking up the bitchy, lately
and Hater is all the better for it!

dickery
starring Jack Nicholson. I didn't think Jack was known for saying stupid shit to the media.

those are all pretty good. How about adding:
- Last Action Hero
- Long Kiss Goodnight
- Death to Smoochie (yes, this is a cult movie now, but it lost so much god damn money. I think it brought in $5 from overseas. Besides, it's a lock for Secret Success)