The movie had damned well better end with “On the next Arrested Development movie:”

The ‘support’ from some (many?) women for Chris Brown is bewildering. What’s the most grievous wrongdoing they would forgive, cuz that whole Rihanna thing She a bitch and she axed for it.

The ‘support’ from some (many?) women for Chris Brown is bewildering. What’s the most grievous wrongdoing they would forgive, cuz that whole Rihanna thing She a bitch and she axed for it.

Not certain but I think it was for a fish dish.

Not certain but I think it was for a fish dish.

I’d like to point out “Julia and Jacques Cooking at Home” is one of the best cooking shows ever. And it’s on DVD. And in one ep Julia uses a bicycle pump for something.

I’d like to point out “Julia and Jacques Cooking at Home” is one of the best cooking shows ever. And it’s on DVD. And in one ep Julia uses a bicycle pump for something.

Then, if Harried Lawyer likes that, turn to the essay "Getting Away from Already Being Pretty Much Away from It All," DFW's account of a visit to the 1993 Illinois State Fair.

Then, if Harried Lawyer likes that, turn to the essay "Getting Away from Already Being Pretty Much Away from It All," DFW's account of a visit to the 1993 Illinois State Fair.

Better Coleman line from Modern Problems: "I'm not a freak! He's a freak! I'm a goddamned good-lookin' man!"

Better Coleman line from Modern Problems: "I'm not a freak! He's a freak! I'm a goddamned good-lookin' man!"

SPOILERS: Microorganisms such as molds and yeasts, and bacteria and their enzymes.

SPOILERS: Microorganisms such as molds and yeasts, and bacteria and their enzymes.

A 26-year-old woman in the business of show — odds are she'll be old and worthless soon too.

A 26-year-old woman in the business of show — odds are she'll be old and worthless soon too.

I'm waiting for a Die Hard/Taken crossover in five years. Then a crossover with the former child stars iteration of The Expendables.

I'm waiting for a Die Hard/Taken crossover in five years. Then a crossover with the former child stars iteration of The Expendables.

Ya blew it.

Ya blew it.

I once had a downstairs neighbor who fancied herself a vocalist, and she'd very loudly sing the chorus from "Man in the Mirror" over and over and over. After a couple weeks I slipped a note under her door that read Michael Jackson is spinning in his grave. Never heard her sing it again.