I once had a downstairs neighbor who fancied herself a vocalist, and she'd very loudly sing the chorus from "Man in the Mirror" over and over and over. After a couple weeks I slipped a note under her door that read Michael Jackson is spinning in his grave. Never heard her sing it again.

Wings too.

Wings too.

Anyone post "Bitches, leave!" yet?

Anyone post "Bitches, leave!" yet?

Scott Thunes.

Scott Thunes.

You crystallized my thoughts.

You crystallized my thoughts.

Guy Fieri sounds like a porn name.

Guy Fieri sounds like a porn name.

That whole album is great, especially "Murderess."

That whole album is great, especially "Murderess."

IASIP has given us a lot, but especially "Wildcard, bitches!" I almost choked when Charlie threw himself out the back of the van.

IASIP has given us a lot, but especially "Wildcard, bitches!" I almost choked when Charlie threw himself out the back of the van.

Mechanical dog, partner to Blue Falcon:

Mechanical dog, partner to Blue Falcon:

"[S]oon the yakuza is involved…"

"[S]oon the yakuza is involved…"

Or a sub-sub-tier like "HBO."