Lt. Obvious, you seem like an intelligent guy, so how hard is it to google "cromulent" and get up to speed in like two seconds?

Don't make me quone you, Lt. Obvious.

Ah, good to know I'm not the only one to make an Outlaws joke.

In other news, The Outlaws smoked Duane Allman's ashes.

Maybe so.  I need to embiggen my vocabulary.

Naturally the post I'm most embarrassed about because of its complete stupidity and laziness gets 15 likes.

"Dingleberry"? Way to take the intellectual high road.

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

You said it, man.

I can't think of Dukakis without picturing Jon Lovitz playing him.  "Sam, that kind of aspersion to my character, quite frankly makes me…well, there's no other word for it…enraged.  Enraged."

Do elaborate on your encounter with Jeffrey Jones, @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus .  What was so disappointing about it?

Well, I will paraphrase Jesus Quintana and and say that I wish someone had taken that gun away from that fuckwad, stuck it up his ass, and pulled the fucking trigger until it went 'click.'

Why UHF?  Not Michael Richards?

Oh, behave!

Who's she supposed to be in the photo above, Andrea "Dice" Clay?

Ah, back in the old days I could just quickly post as Cajun Man and say "What's the differawnce?" but now I'd have to register the name and everything and it's just not worth it.

Yes, but she wasn't booked.  She was just asked to host in various personas.  See, there's a difference.

Serious music video awards….  That does not compute.  That does not compute.  [Head explodes]

All I know is what I saw on the commercials, and apparently when the show began Michelle Williams was the one designated to be the "it" girl, but was quickly pushed to the wayside in favor of Katie Holmes.

A dingo ate my pants.