actually @avclub-2b1488ea4f41f775d267fd910480d14a:disqus, you don't have to leave home for sluts, on account of your mom giving out all those hand jobs.

YEEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!

rock n' roll and stalker.  i'm a purist.

they better not kill cutty.  who else is gonna sex all the fine single mom lady survivors?

okay, so fuck you then.

@nummymuffincookoobutter:disqus—just bustin' your balls.

@avclub-c871d4ba38c83e9b1642f02872f7ef2f:disqus—i loathe popular culture.  notice i didn't call it "pop" culture, because that's a nickname and nicknames are for friends, and popular culture is NO friend of mine.

i just hope she gets to sing a song at the big dance at the end.  something reeeeaaal nice about empowerment.

"bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.com iran."

@avclub-9024f9f0a80d2d248c7c6efb2e715c37:disqus—you are really…..bringing me over, man. 

okay, i'm just going to state the obvious: this is a fucking outstanding thread.  kudos to all who made it so.

but he'd feel it more.

fuck it, i wish that he'd die.  of a beating administered by rhonda rousey.  sweet justice.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus—guns don't kill people, being a cavs fan kills people.

@avclub-40e90db13ab31c7efd64228034182c2e:disqus—you are 100% fucking spot on right.

what's a gagortion?

what's a gagortion?

what's a gagortion?

@avclub-d0cf409eb912cc0cc950b41b6d892d07:disqus—i want my figurative chocolate (winona).  my genuine chocolate face (rachel) isn't going anywhere.

i'm predicting that pete will be the first white person confronted with the indignity of being called "honky".