but…..okay just hear me out on this, but what if they could bring winona back but she promised to sit and be quiet and not get in the way?

and when that phone finally rings…..sploosh.

@avclub-cf50b28ef624912ff106c57ca9be41dc:disqus —why didn't you inform us of this before?  i've got the yellow plague, tons of disposable income, and just enough insecurity to need others' approval of the lady on my arm.  woo hoo!

i thought it was something a woman would call a man, as in "i wasted my good panties on YOU!"

she knew everyone would be calling her cunt before long anyway.

i bet all these things also make oklahoma st. head football coach mike gundy want to puke.

oh nabin, you came and you brought me a tur-key, on my vacation away from work-ee!

swish!

actually, at jack in the box $100 can buy you 200 tacos.  put that in your pipe and smoke it.

@avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus , she wants to lend him money at exorbitant interest rates?

@avclub-d0cf409eb912cc0cc950b41b6d892d07:disqus "hello, raylan.  my name is agent nathan van alden.  if you need me, i shall be in the locker room self-flagellating."

goddamit, @avclub-f882fc1c4ace591561f1d3ab1d39b99a:disqus , for you to call anyone else annoying is beyond the fucking pale.  you're betty draper, for crying out loud. I WILL NOT COUNTENANCE THIS CONTINUED SLANDER OF THE LOVELY AND……LOVELY WINONA!

my niece was in the process of being baptized as a two year old, when the pastor began to pour the water on her head and asked her whether she accepted jesus as her savior.  her perfectly timed "NOOOOOO!!!" caused tears of laughter and pride to flow forth from her uncle. 

@avclub-4890b244b694eb077186da46702d0111:disqus —that's not possible, on account of i saw a commercial in the theater recently in which they talked to all the actors in the movie and they all said it was like, totally revolutionary in its goodness.  so you take that back!

she should be written into every show.

perhaps a coupling with chris brown is in the offing?

perhaps a coupling with chris brown is in the offing?

hear me now!

hear me now!

@JudgeReinhold:disqus —it doesn't give YOU the right to shoot them.  it gives THE GUN the right to shoot them.