i was thinking mandvi first or possibly one of the original correspondents, brian unger.

i was always told it's not the size, er amount of likes, it's the girth. i mean quality……or something.

who's gonna sex all the single apocalypse moms?

what state is skrewdriver from?

too many bros, TOO MANY BROS, too many bros…..

it is very bad to run afoul of an irishman.

moo-ray?

you fucking take that back this instant.

if they were baseball players, they'd be hack wilson.

paula poundstone joked?

comment of the day.

maybe they're targeting women who don't want to watch the super bowl and, ahem….men who prefer the company of other men and who find josh brolin's peach mashery erotic. that's gotta be a sizable demo.

every time someone mentions that movie, i think of paperboy, the mid-90s rapper. he of "ditty" fame.

ahem, perhaps i can be of assistance.

or maybe a discipline daddy?

it's blahcken-STEEN!!!!

a resounding "yes" to all these.

lifetime pass for his work as dr. lexus.

well, i'm an old gold tooth, and i'll tell you the truth, i live in the mouth of my ho-mie!

AH HELL NAH