the one in the middle is on the left and the one on the left is on the right and the one on the right is in the middle and the guy in the rear……is a horsefaced tranny.

the highlight of ANYTHING is when bull from night court shows up.

"the show has the depth of wet cement, but it's funny and often pretty damned clever." this statement sums "psych" up very well. unlike some other people on this thread, i don't give a shit if the reviewer isn't a fan of the show; reviewers probably shouldn't be. but he does need to relax or his impacted colon…

my own semen, that is.

gallons of semen were milked by me to the dulcet strains of "higher" by damn yankees and "roam" by the b-52s. had to delete them from my ipod because i kept getting a rod in my spandex shorts at the gym.

@juan the owl—well, then stop being so much fucking cooler than the rest of us and go look up some of their songs, listen to them and GET an opinion or shut the fuck up. i mean, when you pass people on the street talking about having sex, you know better than to break into their conversation with "i just wanted to…

so what you're saying is, i don't have to give a shit about anything unless it's an officially sanctioned Thing I Should Care About? in fact, it's actually an offense to do so? cool, that frees up so much more time for me. fuck you and your NBC screw-over, conan, i'm only allowed to care if they also helped iran…

edgar rapearia was the MVP of the world series this year.

ahem, if it's not too late to join in…………..i would put a BUMP inside her tummy! a bump that would get bigger and bigger over the course of about nine months. and then i'd help her raise what that bump grew into; a gorgeous half-irish, half-………whatever the fuck she is besides asian who would always be more hot than…

even his asshole?

i snuck an uzi on the island in my army jacket linin'.

i've always found her to be terribly self-thindulgent.

my poor granddad was thincontinent.

when david puts up the devil horns after he ejaculates into bob…………fucking tits.

i will gladly take full credit for your joining the fold. you're welcome.

i'm strong! like the hulk!

cunt. now that i don't have your attention, this show sounds awesome.

how can you kill women and younglings?

i think they stay in business because of the sun, and people needing to see.

my feeling is, if you don't love the show after having seen a couple of episodes then chances are you aren't ever going to. however, if i were you, i'd stick it out to the end just in case, because if you do eventually "get it", it really is the proverbial gift that keeps on giving. seriously, i haven't watched any…