who peed on your rug, dude?

that's a nice a-donut.

thought "fight club" was incredible, and appreciated the points it made. at the same time, it's pretty disappointing that for a large number of my fellow males, it's become a "300"-esque macho wish fulfillment fantasy……but i guess it was always destined for that.

'cause ya don't mess around….with god's america!

she was the slut of the group before that other slut in "sex in the city" was the slut. she was the jackie robinson……..

women DO be shoppin'.

hey monkey, don't be askin' why, 'cause ya know ya can't mess….with american pride!

i believe the book was authored by "manipulate".

"my name's fran, and i'm a WOMAN!"

hooray, toast-fucking!

f.w.b.b.
the extra "b.b." is for "butt-fucking".
what's that extra "b" for?
that's a typo.

@ yee yee—
i'm with you, locking is a bitch. after about 20-25 scrums my back feels like it's been it's been compressed about five inches. takes me a good week before i'm feeling halfways normal again, and then……..saturday's a rugby day!!!……back at it again.

let's say you and i go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?……filibuster.

…..fuck……*they're*

"Ah don't need a gahn! AH CAN BEAT YEOU! AH DON'T NEED A GAAAHN!!"

a rap, a rap, a rap rap rap.

i just wanted someone to notice me. is that so wrong?

fuck you
i believe canada and nova scotia are ONE and the same. eat my balls.

juice jenner. get it?

"i don't watch television."