he was a pilot?

oh, come on you guys, that WAS a pretty dangerous tax joke. not all safe, like the ones we always make around here.

*sigh* no one got my obscure mr. show reference. i guess i'll go feed my dog some peanut butter from my balls.

one day i'm the world's greatest grandpa, the next i'm not?……..you can't take the mug back, i've already used it!

that's what the actress said to the bishop!

one-six-oooh duggar.

quoth luigi, the italian chef on "the simpsons":

so now we DON'T like nickelback? i wish you guys would make up your mind. yeah, i used the singular.

if one happens to be visiting any city on the east coast (northern division), one could pick up a handful of pebbles, toss them randomly, and hit at least 15-20 fucking greaseball mouth-breathers like the ones on this show. if i were one of the civilized, domesticated italians that actually refrains from mashing…

filibuster.

you dirty motherfuckers, i shall be pursuing copyright infringment suits against you all.

it's hard to keep a baby up there full-term when there are no handles or toeholds for it to keep from falling out. superglue, perhaps?

this is a pill, FOR THE WORLD, that gives worms….to EX-GIRLFRIENDS!!!

well, these ten-year-olds on this show are clearly more little versions of gen-xers, or our inner children (as evidenced by their reaction to the popularity of "high school musical"). so since they are more us than contemporary ten-year-olds, and since we mostly remember the smurfs, i think it's okay to have this…

NO DISASSEMBLE!!!!!

in keeping with the writer's mets fandom, does anyone remember the mustache that kevin mcreynolds "rocked"? that thing was so sad.

if'n you have a mustache and you're not a hipster, then you is gay.

actually, i believe in this one, AIDS dies of samantha.

@good chap—
it's called an ad hominem attack. like when i tell you that your sister is pregnant with my dog's child. that's right, half-inbred limey, half-shih tzu. your sister sucks almost as much dog pole as you do.

@denmark—
has nothing to do with integrity. just don't want him to lose the weirdness that makes him great. you sensitivity meter might need a reset.