i guess we should all bid farewell to our friend zach, who has turned to the dark side where he will forever be riding in cars over long distances. i don't want to think that this is the beginning of the end for seth/nathaniel buckner/timid pimp/forgetful vegan, but this has happened before.

bo gritz is way ahead of you, anti.

@arsenio—
yeah, he's a pretty smart guy. one would have to be to do that effective a job satirizing o'reilly.

@hausia—
oh, i fully understand that colbert isn't actually, when the cameras turn off, the raving quasi-o'reilly that he plays on his show. my point is that, unlike sbc, colbert's character isn't given a pass by the people he ambushes on account of his being a foreigner who's too dumb to know he's being offensive, or…

i had to laugh at that one just for the fact that he was standing five feet away from the recipient of his mockery, and that asshole just happened to be the most powerful fucking dipshit on the planet. i don't know how colbert is able to walk with balls like that betwix his legs. even sacha baron cohen does that…

hey, who let the republican in here? take that jesus christ shit back to the fox news all-american boot in yo ass message board. god lives over there, not here kemosabe.

@elrond—
i'm not normally given to hyperbole, but that might be the funniest thing i've read ever. if i had some kind of award for excellence in the field of av club commentary, you sir, would be its recipient.

i know that teenagers as a rule are self-obsessed, but i think nummymuffin is on to something. their dickishness is now celebrated by the entertainment media rather than scorned. that has seemingly encouraged more and more assholery amongst all teenagers. anytime they turn on disney channel or mtv they are given…

as an (by the standards of our day) old curmudgeon, i would assert that 80-85% of kids currently in high school are fucking self-obsessed semi-literate little cunts who all think with one mind and like all the same disney-approved things, so this douchebag on this show is probably just an especially gifted cocksucker.…

i know so little about this subject that i even spelled "john"'s name wrong! it's "jon" with no "h"! how's that taste?

oh yeah? well i know even less about these "john" and "kate" people than you all do! i didn't even know that the names "john" or "kate" existed! i've never heard of the number eight! what the fuck is a "ed hardy"? i'm so fucking cool and detatched, i stayed pre-emptively ignorant of all the above since my birth…

sorry
i can't resist. frist.

if you get killed by that little cherub from "the wonder years" then you were destined to die young anyway.

alpa chino loved the pussy to such a degree as to pen a song extolling its many virtues. i've always found that one's true measure of heterosexuality is directly concurrent to one's vocal and public affection for pussy.

that could be digital piss.

yeah, he's way too easy a target. fish in a barrel at least can swim around and hope the shooter is drunk. i saw him on some reality show clip years ago where he was playing a softball game against a bunch of playboy playmates, and he looked as if he'd never thrown a ball or had a mitt on his hand. it wasn't even…

it's not nice to hurt a pussy's feelings.

"dis is buhshit, illaldo! i ain't neva hit dem kids! ONE TIME i slapped michael upside the head fo eatin' tito's corn flakes! dat's it!"

richard lewis. how the fuck is he considered funny by anyone? oh, nebbishy jewish guy who goes to a shrink 8 days a week. fffffffttttttttt.

does "middlesex" mean doing it in the taint?