in my inner eleven-year-old child's mind's eye, i thought the comic book was superb. the cartoon…..well, the less said about that, the better. i knew they would eventually make a movie, but i guess i naively hoped that it would involve the coen bros. or spike jonze or, hell, even micheal mann. silly me.

goddammit
"let the right one in" is pretty fucking good already. but they talk all swedishy and the kids weren't being obvious enough in their consumption of pepsi or doritos, so fuck that foreign shit, let's get all american on this bitch. rock, flag, and eagle.

it's not titular, it's a dick!

you're welcome, PM. i find that when dealing with the learning impaired, it's best not to give the answer, but to challenge the retard with the extra-fat tongue and sloped forehead to figure it out on your own. not a handout, but a hand up. kudos to you.

*throws fire cracker*

i can feel my t-cell count dropping and tumors growing. goody goody gumdrops!

it would then have to be "roddenberries".

me!
first among men.

surely when you say "curing your diseases" you mean "draining the cum from your overflowing balls".

you could have just stopped at perez hilton being alive, that'd do. that's mighty depressing.

no, luke skywalker you fucking inbred.

no doubt MSNBC is working on that tea bag joke as we speak.

"swimming in circles" by heather mills
"dude, where's my family?" by kelsey grammer
"winning at jenga and life" by michael j. fox and janet reno
"fuck me in the mout…..oh, hello officer!" by sen. larry craig
"with all this forehead, you'd think there was a brain in here" by tyra banks

if i wanted my big mac all mexican and healthy, i'd go to taco bell!

"sly stallone, kirk douglas, and me: a memoir"

"getting the lead out" by the broad who got shot in the face

*her*

have you ever noticed how some attractive people can actively negate their physical beauty when they open their mouths? on that note, mygyn kylly (or however she spells here name) is an ugly fucking cunt.

fuck all teams other than the bears. the bears are good. not necessarily in terms of results, but nevertheless…..

archie manning married his sister. for proof, look no further than peyton's water head.