Highest boob to body size ratio in the history of entertainment - maybe tied with Dolly Parton.

"Nice beaver"

Anthony Weiner is that you?

No Aron, he died on the toilet with 300 cc's of elephant crank in his bloodstream, Everyman on that transport died because you weren't there to save him from the demon rock & roll

Quick, there's still a year or two left of Elvis viability, green light something!

I remember when I was sad enough to drink straight whiskey. "holds rubber hose in mouth, taps arm vein"

Modi - Uma, Uma - Modi

Rosencrantz and Letterman are dead

The Netflix shows have been made in a way that the lack of Avengers influence makes sense. They're all small scale criminals, even The Hand is hidden and wouldn't show upon the Avengers radar and as powerful as Kilgrave was he only used his power for his own personal enjoyment - money, women etc. If he tried to let…

He looks like a guy who is unjustifiably smug - that worked great on NCIS since that was his character and he had Harmon to smack him down all the time. He can't be a lead with that face.

And a Sailor Moon t-shirt under a red flannel button up - we're screwed!

I'm the uncle of a 16 year old and I'm 44. Much to my disappointment he's not Spiderman.

James Cameron, is that you?

Well, yeah 15 years ago.

"please name the bartender Lloyd, please name the bartender Lloyd"

The plot outline for season 7 is Trump's secret plan to defeat Isis.

Practically the entire Emmy awards last night were a celebration of how far Trans people have come to acceptance in America - and we're going to criticize Eddie because he was 20 years ahead of the rest of the country?

Which species of giraffe?

So this is what Leonard Nimoy was working on when he died?

Stormtrooper commander: How many hits cadet?