Are we all just going to ignore the bizarre usage of "heliograph" in this article? Should that've been "hagiography?"

I don't think my Ernie says "fuck face." I'll have to check when I get home.

Hey, this guy made a Pitchfork reference! Let's get him

We should get our copies together for some sort of play date.

My copy has the Ernie doll on the back. Is that some sort of thing now? Should I be on Antiques Roadshow?

I guess that shows me for letting the internet know that I like things.

This isn't specific to this program, but I wanted to mention that this reviewer has become my favorite recent addition to the AV Club. Every time I read a review that really impresses or intrigues me and I scroll back to the top to see who wrote it, it almost always says Sonia Saraiya. I enjoy your well thought out,…

Downvotes keep my comments down. Or, is it, maybe, shame at being so young and being so vain?

I initiated sex with my girlfriend last night. How does she not realize that I want her to initatie sex more often? What is not clear about that? When I ask her to have sex with me, how does she not hear me saying "Please ask me to have sex with you?" I mean, come on, when I ask someone how there day was, they know to…

Smoking e-cigarettes causes vaccinations!

Seriously. We already have Gallagher.

I heard that too. I never knew how bad those electronic cigarettes were for you until I heard her supporting them.

Is there a doctor in the house?

That can easily be fixed, as long as you are willing to agree to his rider.

I got a Civil Discourse notification for this?!?

You clearly haven't met my pig, then.

It definitely needs to be Harris!

I love the picture with this article, mostly because I went as Hulk Bunny last Halloween, complete with a mid-party transformation from Dr. Bruce Bunny.

I believe you mean Ryan "Red" O'Reilly.

"Attention to detail would separate writing about The Blacklist from those that write The Blacklist." I have a new personal motto.