Don't know the name of the song, but I'm pretty sure it was a Clinic song.

You do realize that you are on "The Blacklist" review, right?

Or she could be one of several clones and have a twin separated from her at birth. Her husband could be some sort of monitor that reports back to some shadowy transhumanist group. Oh, wait, never mind, that might actually work.

Seriously! What does he use? A beeper and some pay phones? Oh, wait, never mind, that would probably work.

Get over it.

I thought the only Nielsen number that mattered was #1.

"Worst of both worlds?" Only if you're doing wrong. Seriously, being weird is only a bad thing when you're a kid.

"Trust me, Spock, you're gonna love this show. It's called SherlockkkkKKKKHHHHAAAANNN!"

Contrary-point: In The Loop is the Four Lions of our era.

I believe you mean: A-fucking-Team.

Just don't tell my wife, okay?

AV Club staff, would you please settle a disagreement between me and the missus? Did my comment in this thread (http://www.avclub.com/artic… have any bearing on The Shield coming back to the TV Club? Trust me, this is important in our house.

Sadder still would be if some commenter on the internet attempted to shame a professional working writer for doing his job of mocking the news in an attempt to make themselves feel more inmportant. Thank god that hasn't happened, huh?

More importantly, since you've never commented as Barney Bartelby before, does that invalidate your opinion of his post?

May I also suggest the beginning seasons of "The Shield" for TV Club Classic?

May I suggest "Tim Burton's muse AND the iconic star . . ." Copy Editor Man to the rescue!

OF COCK.

That is horrible advice! How is that supposed to help me?

Wait, Sean O'Neal works for the AV Club?!? When did this happen?

But if no one reads my comments, I might as well be just sitting alone in my room.
Oh, wait.