"You play CAH with your mom?"

the last time I played the memorable combination was "It's not the handjob we need, but it's the handjob we deserve right now"

When people talk about how good True Detective is I tell them Terriers is the same premise: take the over done cop mystery show and just write and cast it perfectly so all the cliches become awesome.

I really wanted to see a second season of Rubicon because I know that show would have dealt with how different the country would be after an attack, while shows like 24 and Homeland pretty much push it under the rug.

que high pitched "Whaaaaaat?"

The director of this episode (already forgot his name) is about to get the offer to direct any fucking movie he wants

YEEEEEESSSSS

What is the deal with not wanting to eat my own cum?

2 John 2 oh fuck it this is getting old now

actually you don't need to smoke meth while you cook it, the vapors will totally get you high on their own

If Zach Snyder is directing all the kids would be hot girls wearing various genre outfits, like a cosplay bukkake

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Tyler Perry's Madea: 2 Hells, 2 Ya

Abby was willed into existence by that girl, so I figured there would be an episode where she died, the crew found the girl again, and she rewilled abby back into existence. Effictively her power could be immoratility, or maybe there could be multiple abby's in existence at the same time. I was surprised it never…

so a B— ?

In this episode a dude rapes a guy while flying and then falls to safety in a trashcan while the other guy splats on the sidewalk: you're just not going to find that anywhere else on TV. Jesus Fuck will I miss this show. I would love to see what a movie with an actual budge would look like.

They would make a fucking awesome super hero team if for no other reason than they have already dubbed Alex "The Raper". Can't wait to see what that costume looks like.

tortoise

a shaven Kevin Smith in drag

How can the movie industry do so much stupid shit in a single day? I'm breaking up with hollywood