WIN

This is the only reason I pay for a DVR.

Is that Hulk Hogan after several rounds of chemo or a drunk Tarantino?

It's a nice day for a Dead Wedding. It's nice day to CASH A CHECK

Is "bosomy" a word?

I hear KFC sales have tanked in recent years, they need to get The Hound to do all their commercials. their new tagline, "KFC, eat our chicken… if you want to live"

If anyone could make a sissy slapfight into something epically badass it would be these guys. What would it be like to see a dude slapped to death?

If I could up vote you a second time I would sir

when did "mouthfeel" become a thing?

I'm interested, but I figured he would have spent a little more time in the gym to prepare for this

Is it just me or does he look like Gru from Despicable Me when he's in drag?

My most hated trope: the token wife. Ray Donovan epitomized this by casting a great actress (can't remember her name right now) to play his wife, and then giving her nothing to do but be a nagging wife. Either write a wife character that is interesting and give her a storyline of her own, or just make the dude a…

"The man with no name of assholes" is almost as catchy as "the Michael Jordan of being a son of a bitch"

"I stand before you, beholden to no human cocksucker"

Fucking brilliant, and it would make a great stocking stuffer

Spoochie Boochies!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We are supposed to have hover boards and flying cars and my fucking expensive toaster won't evenly toast bread, thanks Obama!

Mistress of the Dark? You work at fucking Dairy Queen!

If only, "WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS" was a card