Murder, She Blogged

Yes I think that this time in slavery will allow Jesse to finally get over all the wrong things he has done and allow himself to live, he's finally been through enough hell.

Ya the finale was almost the superbowl in terms of ads being thrown at you

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

I ate a fruit cocktail in Atlantic City once, mind you I'm not a fruit cocktail kind of guy

GAME OF CLONES

They did this all thirty years ago, maybe the idea was throw the patent out there and by the time the clones grow up and become important patent laws will have changed enough so they will be legal.  You can't have a more authentic stamp of owner ship then writing a sentence into their DNA after all

I'm still going with the angle that Helena will come back.  The twin thing fucked up the genetic code, sarah got the ability to have a super healing child and helena got the super healing (this would be how she healed up from being stabbed with a blunt, rusty piece of rebar in like 5 days).  This may feel cheap, but…

I'm a full on fuckin frumpaholic then

PantsGoblin you are right, that is the best comment ever.  I was just telling my friend the other day about this awesome comment on a Savage love thread.  It was in response to a letter about rape and it was very insightful, and it was made by a person speaking as cookie monster.  As I told my friend, this is what the…

Imagine if that were made of cocks, not even Renly could have handled it

It is naturally green

nope, I've read most of his "many characters in a small town boned by supernatural occurance" books and all the characters are types.  I think they will benefit from actors portraying them, but each character here could be replaced with a character from one of those other books and it would be unnoticable.  I'm just…

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This is actually my favorite post of all time, Huzzah cookie monster!

On The Kerf, the protective gaurd of a circular saw

Steakflower is replacing my favorite non-swear slang to call children when they anger me, my previous fav was thumbstick

is that a line from a Brett Easton Ellis novel?

they should have a caption contest and you should automatically win

garauntee crossbow fondling is now a subreddit