A Ross and Rachel episode that ends in rape… certainly more exciting than seeing schwimmer whine

Beep Beep Sookie

After slumping ratings the producers revamped Hell's Kitchen to make it edgier.  Seen here: the blind taste test.

GET TO DA ZOMBIE CHOPPA!

Japanese is the best language to be angry in

So finally I told Franco, "fine, if you think Oz should have psychic scanner powers we'll shoot the scene, but I'm telling you the test audiences won't go for it".

In the back of a volkswagon?

dad a chuck, dud a chum

I had never even heard of movie 43 until I was browsing a porn site the other weekend and an ad for it popped up before the (very tasteful) video started.  I could only imagine how shitty the movie must be based on that, but have to give the marketing guys some credit, I'm sure a few years from now that sort of thing…

"Everything really is bigger in Texas"

I would have to say the album Obzen by Meshuggah is the most intense metal of the last decade, but may not be listenable by the general populous, for that I would try Mastodon or Gojira.  Just a suggestion.

Dude I live a few hours from Bloomington and it's my favorite town in the universe to bar hop at, consider me there, I'll buy you an upland.  My friend got us kicked out of Uncle Elizabeth's a few years ago for calling me a fag in front of the bartender.

Dude I live a few hours from Bloomington and it's my favorite town in the universe to bar hop at, consider me there, I'll buy you an upland.  My friend got us kicked out of Uncle Elizabeth's a few years ago for calling me a fag in front of the bartender.

TV can be as clever as it wants to be, it will never rival Al Swearengen and his poignant method of conducting himself… you fucking cocksucker.  Just let go.

TV can be as clever as it wants to be, it will never rival Al Swearengen and his poignant method of conducting himself… you fucking cocksucker.  Just let go.

Get Niki Minaj on the horn right fuckin now to write the soundtrack… but tell that bitch to add some dubstep, that's still a thing right?

Get Niki Minaj on the horn right fuckin now to write the soundtrack… but tell that bitch to add some dubstep, that's still a thing right?

I never really watched this show, but I'd love to fuck that british chick, and the Navy seems like a difficult place to do that (I prefer to fuck on couches mid-day) so that sucks.

Preface and follow each episode of mad men with one of Spartacus… that should make it spicy enough

Actually I heard that in the event of a sequel katherine heigl is set to play the presidents sister who totally isn't into secret service guys despite how el presidente has tried to set her up… but she'll make an exception this one last time.