Perfect time to tell a dead baby joke: how do you make a dead baby go "meow"?

I'm hoping they take the time to cover what The Source is and how german security guy and his benefactors are tied to it.

I would say this is a shitty idea, but it isn't a show about a cop, a doctor or a lawyer (technically the president is a lawyer I know), so I can't give them shit.  But with two shows on tv now about the first family it won't be long before there is a version where the first lady sees John Adam's ghost or some shit.

there's a good dirty joke in here somewhere

Man, there are times when I feel like the AVclub writers are being critical of a show, and times when it feels like the show is one of it's ex girlfriends and it's trying to explain why they weren't good together without realizing they are just talking shit and nothing more… this is one of those times.  The show has…

ASHTON KUTCHER RAPED MY MEMORY OF TWO AND A HALF MEN

Also, someone seriously needs to post a clip of the rape scene from The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo but replace lizbeths face with the muppet on the right (whatever his name is).  and maybe also the scene where she gets her revenge too

fucking excellent picture, as though they are about to run a Cobain train.

he was Austrian, and a Nazi I believe, which explains why he hated freedom

that just proves you don't know shit about showbusiness dude, its BECAUSE the story was already told makes it worth telling, duh

I think it mentioned in the auditions that Geoff had a cornea injury and had to wear sunglasses, so I'm guessing that when they suggested he not wear them Geoff must have found some medically approved replacements, or just sucked it up.

you are toeing the fuckin line there buddy

great movie, everyone I have ever showed it to loved it.  And fucking kudos to D'angelo for openly admitting the emotional aspects of this film, which has always ringed true for me.  My father is rich and hollow, and if there was a real world CRS I would gladly sign him up for it.

you insufferable cocksucker

SPARTACUS… is actually awesome, however MAD MEN IS CRAP

I would make a spartacus joke here except that show is totally fucking awesome, however
MAD MEN IS CRAP

GUNS N ROSE'S CURRENT BAND IS WAY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL LINE UP, AND AXLE LOOKS GREAT

if you insist, i shall do this thing

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT SHOULD STAY CANCELLED

ALSO, BACON SUCKS AND DOESN'T BELONG ON ANYTHING