THE GENRE TWISTS ADD SO MUCH DEPTH TO CBS PROCEDURALS

Hey (serious face, but one thumb still up)

BESIDES THE POSTMAN, OF COURSE

WATERWORLD WAS THE BEST MOVIE OF THE 90'S AND THE HIGHLIGHT OF COSTNER'S CAREER

WHO THE FUCK IS DAWES?

I believe that is called a Gingrich

CHRISTINA HENDRICKS ISN'T HOT

Friend of mine recently started dating this girl he met at a party and really liked.  Their second date was going to see The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.  Apparently (SPOILERS?) the movie contains not 1 but 2 graphic rape scenes.  As they walked out of the theater he said it was very awkward… then he came up with the…

Me gusta papas frias… mierda

Me gusta papapillas

How is this: Jon Secada, Jon Bon Jovi, Jon Cryer and Jon Lovitz drive around the country looking for the next american cross over actor/singer.  The title: "we don't even have to fuck with coming up with a clever name cuz your jonna watch this shit anyway so suck it."

Holy shit, someone else has seen Freaked, that's awesome.

He is the lone ranger… of the group, all the other guys are not rangers, get it?

Why did they waste so much money on a time machine to get Jamie Kennedy from 1998 to play the Lone Ranger?

Quite possibly, but if it keeps them from needing to make a live action Akira then I say fuck ya.

Naw, he just throws his name on as 'producer' now, like Stephen King does with books

I'd buy that for a dollar!

-It’s also worth noting that a truly faithful adaptation would be directed by Paul Verhoeven, rated NC-17, and filled with the copious nudity and generous bloodletting of Burroughs’ original stories.
Now that is the movie I want to see

I'm kinda hoping they address this, that the footage was purposefully place there to draw the crew to the compound.  something has gone wrong there, and maybe they need more flesh

That's the sound of the men, working on the chang, gaaAAaang