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"Yeah, I mean, look at me, being Latin. J-Lo has to sell colognes, perfumes, dresses, and clothes. Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have to do all that shit to get a part." Really?? People have forced J-Lo to market herself and be one of the richest celebrities on earth because she's a Latino?? Honest to God, that's one of

"Yeah, I mean, look at me, being Latin. J-Lo has to sell colognes, perfumes, dresses, and clothes. Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have to do all that shit to get a part." Really?? People have forced J-Lo to market herself and be one of the richest celebrities on earth because she's a Latino?? Honest to God, that's one of

Me neither…

Me neither…

Absolutely that piece of shit "Chasing Amy."  It plays like the greatest movie ever written by a sixth grader. After that, "Life is Beautiful," which is utterly phony and cowardly. I wanted to slap people who were crying in the theater and show them some newsreels of an actual concentration camp being liberated.

Absolutely that piece of shit "Chasing Amy."  It plays like the greatest movie ever written by a sixth grader. After that, "Life is Beautiful," which is utterly phony and cowardly. I wanted to slap people who were crying in the theater and show them some newsreels of an actual concentration camp being liberated.

I've actually met and conversed with both of them.  Mol wins.

I've actually met and conversed with both of them.  Mol wins.

I absolutely have!  In a Thai restaurant in the East Village about 20 years ago.  Don't know what he's doing food-wise at this point.

I absolutely have!  In a Thai restaurant in the East Village about 20 years ago.  Don't know what he's doing food-wise at this point.

It'll be amazing if that guy on the left benefits from the rider, since he's dead.

It'll be amazing if that guy on the left benefits from the rider, since he's dead.

"The Caveman's Valentine" is a piece of shit that is "stabilized" by nothing.

"The Caveman's Valentine" is a piece of shit that is "stabilized" by nothing.

Play "Anthem" now.  You're welcome.

Play "Anthem" now.  You're welcome.

If it made Cohen a bunch of well-deserved money, I can live with it.

If it made Cohen a bunch of well-deserved money, I can live with it.

If "Django Unchained" is as dumb and childish as the trailer suggests it will be…um…no Oscars.  (I'm guessing Tarantino will have pubic hair when he's about 75.)

If "Django Unchained" is as dumb and childish as the trailer suggests it will be…um…no Oscars.  (I'm guessing Tarantino will have pubic hair when he's about 75.)