"Jaws" is in the top five, at least.  Please.

Mentally ill.

Mentally ill.

Oh, I see.  He's an asshole.

Oh, I see.  He's an asshole.

Did it ever occur to anyone that he simply made a really good album, then needed to make another album?  This wasn't the first time it had happened in pop music history.  Ninety percent of the "pressure" was created by Jackson because he couldn't judge an achievement in any way other than selling more and more fucking…

Did it ever occur to anyone that he simply made a really good album, then needed to make another album?  This wasn't the first time it had happened in pop music history.  Ninety percent of the "pressure" was created by Jackson because he couldn't judge an achievement in any way other than selling more and more fucking…

That was one lame-ass breakdown.  He'll have to talk to Barbara Walters about it the way Johnny Thunders did.

That was one lame-ass breakdown.  He'll have to talk to Barbara Walters about it the way Johnny Thunders did.

It's okay to be in a totally shitty movie if you say everybody was chewing on it.

It's okay to be in a totally shitty movie if you say everybody was chewing on it.

This will be very interesting if it kills him.

This will be very interesting if it kills him.

She sounds…um…dumb.

She sounds…um…dumb.

Chase and Burt Reynolds have aged as gracelessly as any big stars from the 70s.  They give old coots a bad name.

Chase and Burt Reynolds have aged as gracelessly as any big stars from the 70s.  They give old coots a bad name.

Now I'll NEVER know who the fuck this guy is.

Now I'll NEVER know who the fuck this guy is.

Yes.  She would stay perfectly dry on that fucking piece of wood and is not already soaking wet.