Yes.  She would stay perfectly dry on that fucking piece of wood and is not already soaking wet.

That should have taken longer.

That should have taken longer.

"Blind Willie McTell"

"Blind Willie McTell"

"Changing of the Guards" may well be his most underrated.  It's terrific, aside from that bizarre sopran sax or whatever it is.

"Changing of the Guards" may well be his most underrated.  It's terrific, aside from that bizarre sopran sax or whatever it is.

Jesus- I'm listening to it now, and it's just a fucking FANTASTIC record!  As good as anything the guy has ever released.

Jesus- I'm listening to it now, and it's just a fucking FANTASTIC record!  As good as anything the guy has ever released.

Julie Newmar- first woman to give me a boner.  Nuff said.

Julie Newmar- first woman to give me a boner.  Nuff said.

They've been washed up for so long they now actually resemble driftwood.

They've been washed up for so long they now actually resemble driftwood.

"Did your doctor tell you to stay away from tobacco?"

"Did your doctor tell you to stay away from tobacco?"

"I will brook no babbling."

"I will brook no babbling."

I once discussed the "Hawkeye" episode with Alan Alda himself, in a department store here in Manhattan.  I told him how much I liked it, and he was very pleased.  He said that he and Larry Gelbart wrote it one day, with each of them writing half, then they just stuck the two pieces together.  The episode is full of…

I once discussed the "Hawkeye" episode with Alan Alda himself, in a department store here in Manhattan.  I told him how much I liked it, and he was very pleased.  He said that he and Larry Gelbart wrote it one day, with each of them writing half, then they just stuck the two pieces together.  The episode is full of…

I grew up in Alabama, and have no problem whatsoever with the sneering and eye-rolling contained in this book.