The same AIDS-punishment happens in fucking "Forrest Gump".

Please don't describe a Kevin Smith movie as if it's worthy of description.  Just don't.

I used to review movies for CNN.com.  My review of "Girl Interrupted": "The good news is that 'Girl Interrupted' is one of the best films of the year.  The bad news is that you have to be a hyper-sensitive 14 year old girl to think so."  My "quote" on the dvd box:  "'Girl Interrupted' is one of the best films of the…

I'm with you.  It had me sobbing, and that's not my style.

"Tree of Life" is gorgeous, both visually and spiritually.  If you have children, in particular, it can be devastating.  If every movie you watch has to have a distinct, A-B-C narrative, you'll have trouble.  I personally think people who HATE it (it became fashionable to say it's incoherent) are quite simply idiots.

A great movie, utterly unique in conception- a "Bonnie & Clyde" crime spree movie as a tone-poem.  Malick may have gotten more ambitious, but I'm not completely convinced he's gotten better.

You still couldn't make me watch this.

Quick!   Everyone say Wayne Coyne is "weird"!  He loves when you say that!

Jesus Christ…

I understood it, because I've always known that!

Not the show where Laura Dern reads her text messages!  I love that one!

I once saw Elvis Costello play "Absolutely Could Call It Pretentious No. 247."

The movie "Catch-22" is a vague gesture that seems something like the book, with absolutely brilliantly-designed flying sequences.  Otherwise- read instead of watching.

What's going to happen is everyone will now start obsessing over a fucking poster.

This looks almost empty enough to be a Sofia Coppola movie!

Gee, I don't know.  "Stupendously messy," not to mention pretentious, seems to suit Dennis Hopper just fine.

Apparently, endless repetition and near-total incoherence don't disqualify a movie from being the best of the year.  Just so there's lots of yelling and it looks purdy.

Apparently, endless repetition and near-total incoherence don't disqualify a movie from being the best of the year.  Just so there's lots of yelling and it looks purdy.

Thirty years and counting on the Police boring the living shit out of me.

Thirty years and counting on the Police boring the living shit out of me.