Surely, hundreds of people will watch this movie.

The Cramps song of the same name will appear on the soundtrack, of course.

The Cramps song of the same name will appear on the soundtrack, of course.

These guys are turning into the David Blaine of rock.

These guys are turning into the David Blaine of rock.

Are we allowed to say she wrote MAYBE two decent movies?

Are we allowed to say she wrote MAYBE two decent movies?

There are ways of stating that position with far more clarity than a hack like Stein can manage.

There are ways of stating that position with far more clarity than a hack like Stein can manage.

This is the most informative piece I've seen on Sarris' death.  Most of them are a variation on "old  movie reviewer dies," which understates the situation considerably.

This is the most informative piece I've seen on Sarris' death.  Most of them are a variation on "old  movie reviewer dies," which understates the situation considerably.

How about getting Joel Stein to talk about how he's a no-talent dork?  That would be an interesting interview.

How about getting Joel Stein to talk about how he's a no-talent dork?  That would be an interesting interview.

I would listen to this science-fiction concept album, but I've chosen to more enjoyably drive nails into my own eyes.

I would listen to this science-fiction concept album, but I've chosen to more enjoyably drive nails into my own eyes.

Has anybody noticed that Soderbergh's movies quite often aren't very good?  I mean, like 70% of the time?

Has anybody noticed that Soderbergh's movies quite often aren't very good?  I mean, like 70% of the time?

Agreed.

Agreed.

Julianne Hough also has a smokin' hot body.  You forgot to mention that.