Julianne Hough also has a smokin' hot body.  You forgot to mention that.

I agree.  You can't do this sort of movie any better.  It's clever, filled with funny performances (even in supporting roles), and features a genuinely terrific performance by Robert Shaw.  THEN you've got the music, the pacing, and Newmand and Redford being cool as hell.  It gets an A from me.

I agree.  You can't do this sort of movie any better.  It's clever, filled with funny performances (even in supporting roles), and features a genuinely terrific performance by Robert Shaw.  THEN you've got the music, the pacing, and Newmand and Redford being cool as hell.  It gets an A from me.

"Soupy Sales' offspring" are also the rhythm section on some pretty great Iggy Pop recordings.  Not their fault Dad was a bozo.

Won't happen.

Won't happen.

You'll have to write a hell of a lot more than that to get me to listen to this shit.

You'll have to write a hell of a lot more than that to get me to listen to this shit.

Ooooh.  The itty-bitty girly he's way too old for made him feel all bad.  Boo-hoo-fucking-hoo.

Ooooh.  The itty-bitty girly he's way too old for made him feel all bad.  Boo-hoo-fucking-hoo.

BullSHIT "Apocalypse Now" is better with that fucking French plantation sequence strangling the momentum out of nowhere!  I was done reading the article when I saw the title of the first entry.  Thanks anyway.

BullSHIT "Apocalypse Now" is better with that fucking French plantation sequence strangling the momentum out of nowhere!  I was done reading the article when I saw the title of the first entry.  Thanks anyway.

"Love and Theft" is top-tier, as far as I'm concerned.  Very nice article.  Now people who only know that Dylan "can't sing" (he can- magnificently) can make snide comments about how he "can't sing" (he can- magnificently.)

"Love and Theft" is top-tier, as far as I'm concerned.  Very nice article.  Now people who only know that Dylan "can't sing" (he can- magnificently) can make snide comments about how he "can't sing" (he can- magnificently.)

What Kubrick was "up to" was making one of his weaker movies.  I figured that out with a single viewing.

What Kubrick was "up to" was making one of his weaker movies.  I figured that out with a single viewing.

Jesus.  I think I've read enough about R.E.M. now.  Thanks anyway.

Jesus.  I think I've read enough about R.E.M. now.  Thanks anyway.

Is George Burns still dead?  They should get George Burns.

The problem with David Lynch is that he gets to throw any goddamned image that pops up in his head into his movies, then people write "What does it all mean?" articles, unless they decide to write an "Isn't it great that it doesn't mean anything at all?" article.  The guy can't fucking lose.  THAT'S his most brilliant…