Excellent user/comment/avatar synergy trifecta.

Yeah, you try selling companies to someone who's not a supervillain. Good luck!

Tell them I hate them!

What do you get-
When your BOSS is a TWAT?
Orange and spoiled and impossibly
FAT?
What do you think will COME
of
THAT?

One would think, but studies show people watched his right-wing pundit parody and didn't see any irony and agreed- so the humor's funnier, but there but there will be a rabid ayn rand-like fan base that would start pushing for those reprehensible policies.

Sometimes.

"Put that collar down young man, you're not the Count of anything!"

Give me some hooch, your best bootleg hooch while I keep an eye on the outside protein situation.

Don't be sad. Kuchi Kopi runs a speakeasy in the crawlspace!

Almost every episode should end with the cab driver sitting glumly through some movie that a passenger ruined for him.

When you're famous they let you do it.

He made his money in the garbage bag business.

It just goes Dannon and on and on.

Puns are a time-honored Activia around here.

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IGNORALO!

For the allergies!

Thank you all for the birthday wishes and cool Ramones song. It actually means a lot coming from you guys.

Today is my birthday!

This is the cutting edge of American innovation?