Or the pieces of scrap they used to include with baseball card packs.

I mean, Emma Stone can always guest host again…

In Portland for a few days. Anyone have any recommendations?

Good. Nobody needed or wanted a darker, grittier Leverage wanna-be.

Nicely done.

I don't expect it to actually change it, but I also thinks it is optimistic to think, even if it "sticks", that that means or results in anything, I guess I just want to make sure people didn't focus all their energy on "evisceration humor" or "sick burns" and then feel like something was done, or that evil was…

Stupidity and spite are a powerful combination (and drug).

I think "eviscerated" is an overstatement. Were any of his policies curtailed? Was he forced out of office early? I think it's cathartic for people, and I'm all for it, but I think you're fooling yourself if you think Colbert is going to stop the financial deregulation and pillaging of public institutions, or have any…

The dogs, or the children?

Well you could replace your feet with wheels, but then you'd have to register with the DMV as a motor vehicle.

He doesn't have to do that- he'll tell you his clothes are sent to the dry cleaner. The best dry cleaner. Have you used them? They're really the best.

She has a large head. Am I doing this right?

- So what's your power?
- I can control geese.
- No other animals? Just geese?
- Yep.
- All kinds of geese?
- Nope, just the white ones.
-…Ok

Impacted schedules, school closures due to all sorts of crazy stuff- they're probably not exactly a 4-year in and out kind of place.

Yeah, as soon as I hit "post" I thought- wait, it could be like the billboard from LA Story - that might be fun (except for the David Spade part).

Or when the biologist (is it worse? was he actually even a zoologist?) decides to pet something that bears a striking resemblance to a cobra.

You gotta watch those ticking clicks…

There's an ATM that gives him advice and only he can hear it!

The problem was that they didn't bring back Lem AND Phil TOGETHER.

Nobody knew it would be this hard.