Engage with Zorp!

Engage with Zorp!

Engage with Zorp!

I'm not afraid of ghosts
I'm not afraid of sharks
I'm not afraid of cancer

…coal.

I think ERIC THE RED would object to that first sentence. But he's dead.

When you're looking through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.

I'll give it a shot, thanks.

I can't begin to tell you how excited I am to submit a claim form.

Birria (it's still goat)

I love this community, but I'm clearly not smart enough to understand how to post or follow/track the Avocado… a bit at a loss here.

My apologies, my autocorrect is terrible.

Hey AV Club writers, if you can only describe someone/something as "thirsty", then maybe you need to find a new line of work.

"For…?"

I thought Dope was great and am looking forward to more movies from this director.

Go on…

Holy crap- how sad a state are we in that this might have actually been an influencing factor in someone's decision on voting for THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

…and everyone else.

Among their biggest employers are Walmart and something called Giant Food Stores, LLC - "fine" might be a relative term.

As soon as the police start making regular use of weaponized drones.