One ruling to ring them all, and in the casinos bind them.

Not as bad as Alec.

(Vikings singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Nope, kicks it old school with "The Sound of Silence."

I don't care, I just want dvd commentary from Jason Mendoza and Janet from The Good Place on the newest Fast & Furious movie. And I don't want to have to watch it, I just want it to exist.

The term "pivot table" takes on a whole new meaning!

It's half the battle!!!

I both bet and hope it's smaller than the group of Eric and Donald Trump Jr. fans.

Please call it "BayWatch"

Adrienne Barbeau's voicework also goes/belongs before Halle Berry.

Is it really guilt if no one is ever brought to any kind of accountability or justice?

Could it be solved if they just punched EVEN HARDER?

Expect a lot of hot new takes on how to sit in a chair.

Try not to fall asleep during the town hall, you might not like what happens.

Faster Kiel-basa, KIEL! KIEL! KIEL!

Hey children, sing along!

Of course not. They let Apple, Google, Verizon and others do it and ask them to hand that shit over.

I would never think to take it away from you, but I'd like an alternate ending/some kind of alternate cut of the movie.

What part of "Make America Great Again" did you not understand?

There's no punctuation or grammar worthy enough to show how true Americans communicate. Chicago is a well-known liberal haven, and MLA probably just stands for "Mainstream Liberal Agenda".