as long as her head has no room.

Where's the Big Red "NO"?

I saw Joe DiMaggio once at Dinky Donuts.

Are you perchance referring to Billy Squier?

Agreed with Danus. Stewart has let some really terrible people off the hook in his interviews, Rice included. I think he doesn't want to scare other 'controversial' guests off so he tends to softball it.

I saw that show in Dallas, Pair. Pixies sounded OK, although they played everything at slower tempos than their recordings. They also clearly didn't want to be there.

No "Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean" comments yet?

Second on Hiaasen!

Me too. From the clown-car music (from the bots) to Blast Hardcheese's girlish scream as he leaps off the space floor buffer. I've seen that at least a dozen times, and it kills me EVERY TIME.

Punt Speedchunk!

Fasten your seat belt, we'll be reaching a speed of 3!

Thanks, Granny-Dried-Apple-Head!

Check out OSI's "Fire Make Thunder". Gavin Harrison on drums!

One (1) bottle Sriracha.

Al Madrigal: Not funny.
Jessica Williams: Not funny.
Jason Jones: No longer funny.
Samantha Bee: Still sporadically funny.
Larry Wilmore: Always funny.
John Oliver: Always funny.
Olivia Munn: Never was funny.
Aasif Mandvi: Always Funny.
Wyatt Cenac: Started out not funny; became great.

"Who is it?"
  "Goons."
  "Who?"
  "Hired goons."

"9 to 5" and "Flash Gordon" was the go-to day-killer for my brother and I at the multiplex near our house.

A theater in south OKC showed "Raiders of the Lost Ark" for over a year—my family and I went to see it at least 3 times.

Really! I mean Jesus H. Christ, how pretentious.

The cover of "Get Him to the Greek" was enough to keep me from ever wanting to see "Get Him to the Greek".