I would love to be the NBC intern responsible for those Wiki text blocks…

Big ups for "serendipitous placement of the strap"!!

Go-go ropers?

She's also a hypocrite. Her whole "Don't stereotype me because I'm a woman, or a lesbian, or whatever", is couched in a column that's all "Men—especially straight men: what assholes, amirite?!"

"Taste the wrath of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!"

My all-time best costume was the Black Knight from Holy Grail, post-arm amputation.

"Get yourself a hot dog!"
Pinbot is really frustrating, but it does have the groovin' background music.

Jive Time, bleh.
Black Knight is where it's at.

Puyallup musta been booked.

Siragusa should only provide bratwurst-based reports, since he rarely even seems to know which teams are playing.

SF 55, DEN 10.

Ooh, I bet that made you very angry. Very angry indeed!

Dziękuję!

Thanks!

Today's my birthday! I splurged and picked up a bottle of Bruichladdich 1989, finished in Carmel wine casks. Gonna set it aside for now. Meanwhile, still enjoying my Laddie 10 and Bunnahabhain 12.

Just so.

Hmmmm. Must be Texas.

Her?

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