I don't exactly remember a movie I saw in 2011, but Wikipedia's synopsis confirms it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

This has nothing to do with popularity. It has to do with the fact that every single superhero origin story is essentially the same fucking variation: 1) Guy gets in trouble, discovers powers 2) Guy fights villain, meets romantic interest/friends (loved ones) 3) Guy must choose between loved ones and fighting villain…

If by "post-apocalyptic universe" you mean "universe devoid of life, soul, or common decency", please let me direct you to any of the countless Marvel movies

This list… is an absolute good. The list is life. All around its margins lies the gulf.

Theon, don't just stare at it. Eat it.

The only thing more brutal than the final scene was all that talk about Peter Dinklage's cock

Afghanistan

This episode reminded me of that "Sopranos" episode from season five - perhaps a little less sophisticated than the exploration of Tony Soprano's psyche, but also a lot funnier. That ripped, underwear-clad bald dude scared the crap out of me, though.

I can't get into this show. It just seems like a dumb zombie soap opera. And that's confusing to me, because soap operas have taught me I only have One Life to Live.

The Downward Spiral 2: Ripto's Rage!

Who would've guessed Jesse would become Jet Li's character in Unleashed?

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR

(rushes through door) Hey, guys! What'd I miss?

I just yelled "ALL RIGHT!" as my roommate and her boyfriend were reaching the apex of their lovemaking. Expecting plenty of awkwardness in the morning.

I'm not sure what - if anything - this means. But it's a clue towards something sinister, I think.

SPOILER: Did you know "Hannibal" rhymes with "cannibal"?

When I was 16, I wanted to name my first daughter Ophelia Boobs. I then planned to toss her in a dumpster, which is where the idea ended up.

Based on his track record, I feel like he might turn the lead female character into a gay dude, and the rich guy into another gay dude.

this guy is hammered

"The NBC News organization generally came out of this situation looking
“the best” in terms of the major television news groups, and even it
reported for quite some time early Friday morning that the Tsarnaevs had
only been in the U.S. for a year, before backtracking and saying they
were American citizens who had been…