In her defense, she was really, *really* hammered the night before - not to mention still upset over her recent breakup.

Worked for Rhianna

YOU ARE WORTHRESS AREC BARDWIN

"I just need to M my L all over his V's."

I still don't know the full story. I'm a Jew, and a bad one at that - I never paid attention in Hebrew School.

Spoiler alert: Jesus dies. And then he's reborn.

I think Laura Dern and Mike White knew the end was near. It was really beautifully done, and serves as a great finale - I was literally wincing during Amy's interaction with Krista, but by the end I felt so relieved and happy for (most) of the characters. What a wonderful episode.

This show is fantastic, probably the best series currently on TV. Wouldn't have watched it without all the buzz the AV Club and its readers have created. Looking forward to tonight's finale.

This is how I feel about Futurama. Show sucks now. It should've died with dignity: "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings" is a fantastic series capper.

MIKE DI-NO

Currently watching The Grey on Netflix. This is among the manliest movies I have ever seen in my life.

A bored Wednesday afternoon also works.

With Teeth and The Slip had a number of those songs - "You Know What You Are?", "Only", "1,000,000", "Demon Seed", etc. And I do want to emphasize they are both great albums - but how can you deny lyrics like "Yes, I am alone, but then again I always was … I just made you up to hurt myself" or "I feel a million miles…

Not sure I agree with you about The Fragile - it's a great album, but how can you say songs like "Somewhat Damaged", "The Big Come Down" and "Into the Void" aren't self-loathing or angsty? Year Zero was ridiculously awesome, but I still think Trent needs to move outside his comfort zone.

I should add I'm super-pumped for the band's return. Saw them perform The Downward Spiral in its entirety at Webster Hall … *awesome*.

This may sound foolish, but I think it's time Nine Inch Nails took a cue from Nick Cave and made some music that's a little less self-loathing and more mature. Not saying Reznor should be making upbeat songs, but it would be great to see him explore a romantic or tender side a la The Boatman's Call or the new (and…

When at his most vulnerable and self-loathing, Jay Leno looks to that photo for solace.

She can fall down my stairs any day.

Michael Douglas is beginning to genuinely look and sound like a gecko.

Hal Needham wins the Oscar for Best Name Ever.