Didn't Anne Hathaway kill this guy over the summer with a motorcycle?

For the record, I still think "Yo Gabba Gabba" is some sort of subliminal terrorist training module. 

For the record, I still think "Yo Gabba Gabba" is some sort of subliminal terrorist training module. 

At first, I honestly thought this was a still from The Walking Dead.

Thank you. Jambi! The chocolate icing! Oh … oh my, yes. Ooh!

That put a smile on my face after a particularly bad day. 

Every night and every morn
Some to misery faeces are born,
Every morn and every night
Some faeces are born to sweet delight.

I was really hoping that "dumping ground" link went to the Al Roker shitting his pants at the White House story.

It doesn't matter who wins these "awards". In my much more important alternate universe, Looper took home Best Picture in an upset victory over The Cabin in the Woods, so (SPOILER) the Ancient One rose up and destroyed the Earth.

Dr. Spaceman

We've done our thing

Human Centipede 3 will feature fedoras? I'm totally in.

I'm probably most envious of the fact that he was paid for his work during the time defecation occurred and paid again for his recent interview regarding said incident. On a related note, I do know somebody who had sex in a White House bathroom on a guided trip, which - even without pay - is pretty cool. (It wasn't…

The fact that each day, I read more and more of these articles - which are completely irrelevant to my life, and only serve to make me envious of wildly successful nine-year-old scions and chubby weathermen who admit on national television that they've shat their pants in the White House - makes me realize how…

Obama might be the first black president to serve in the White House, but he's not the first black man to shit in his pants in the White House.

I was watching this last night. I can't tell what's more embarrassing - the fact that he shat his pants at the White House, or the fact that he admitted on national television he shat his pants at the White House.

I can't get a job, live with my parents, am 5'3" and ginger. Why have I had sex at least once in my life?

Uh huh, yeah.

Why? Hipsters are awesome.

I refuse to watch any show in which an unemployed - or barely employed - hipster in her mid-twenties gets to prance around Brooklyn. Such a premise does not inspire laughs - it inspires unbridled rage.