Finale me, bitch!

Usually I start the month with a postman.

Oui oui?

I just looked up the Jwoww ass pics and my genitals hid inside my body for protection.

"This is as good an excuse as any to stare at Marisa Tomei's ass."

"This is as good an excuse as any to stare at Marisa Tomei's ass."

Baby (yum) baby (yum) baby (yum)

Baby (yum) baby (yum) baby (yum)

The Master is this year's Precious: both awful movies that received unwarranted acclaim because of "controversial" messages. Nobody will look back fondly on this turd in a couple years.

The Master is this year's Precious: both awful movies that received unwarranted acclaim because of "controversial" messages. Nobody will look back fondly on this turd in a couple years.

It was much, much more than $45,000.

It was much, much more than $45,000.

I've been thinking a great deal about the meaning of things since I graduated college recently. Really, what life boils down to is being happy and making others happy. It's interesting to interpret The Sopranos as advocating this message - it's not something I got from the series during its original run, but your…

I've been thinking a great deal about the meaning of things since I graduated college recently. Really, what life boils down to is being happy and making others happy. It's interesting to interpret The Sopranos as advocating this message - it's not something I got from the series during its original run, but your…

Nobody in their right mind would have sex with a ginger. That's how you get gingervitus.

Nobody in their right mind would have sex with a ginger. That's how you get gingervitus.

Bisexual or not, if I were Ronald Weasley, I would not let Hermoine go anywhere near this man.

Bisexual or not, if I were Ronald Weasley, I would not let Hermoine go anywhere near this man.

"It may not mean nothing to y'all, but understand nothing was done for me. So I don't plan on stopping at all - this will taste like shit forever."

"It may not mean nothing to y'all, but understand nothing was done for me. So I don't plan on stopping at all - this will taste like shit forever."