Things like this are why I always kind of withdraw into myself when The Smiths pop up on shuffle in front of my friends…

Huh.  Overleveling my critters and then having them blast their way through a dungeon was always my strategy in "Pokemon".  Friggin' Zubats…

Whenever I find myself getting "trapped" in TV Tropes, I remind myself that this is the website where the "Crowning Music Of Awesome" (Troperese for best original songs) page for "Homestuck" is longer than that for everything Jim Henson was involved with combined.

Because this was in that awful dark period before DVR and you had to take whatever episode you tuned in to.

Oh, man.  I tried not once but twice to get my dad into "Samurai Jack".  The first episode he finally sat down and watched was the one where the little rabbit-girl steals Jack's clothes and he enters a magical land to get them back from her.  A bit later on, "Okay, fine if you like the show so much I will try another…

Sorry 4 eatin U dude. <:C

Somewhat related: One of the best things about following the Tetrapod Zoology blog is the realization that you've been eating whale cousins and dinosaurs all your life.

No, we have that.  It's called X-tasy washed down with a Parrot Punch (or other layered rainbow-colored drink).

You have to wonder what's in those Potions in Pokemon, seeing as it's able to heal every species regardless of (apparent) biological classification.

Serious answer: there's some jazz in a later book about a herb that produces a milklike sap.  Okay, then.

The weird thing is, wouldn't that spiky little thing be really uncomfortable inside your mouth?  Especially considering that those spikes will never eventually wear down.

A friend of mine hosts a yearly potluck supper she called Crocktoberfest (every meal has to have been cooked in a crock pot) and this past year somebody we didn't know well brought a butterbeer that… holy shit.  I begged them for the recipe but they've never got back to me.

Three words: Theme Park Food.  Disney resorts have beverage dispensers you can refill your special mug (sold separately) from and the "almost, but not quite, entirely unlike (whatever I wanted to drink)" line haunts me every time.

I would think unicorn would taste more like venison (the classic unicorn is very different from just a horse with a horn).

I want to write a fantasy novel where anthropomorphic fish are the heroes and the only meat they'll eat are small furry mammals.

^^ This animal is a dick because it does something that humans also do except we do it on a more horrifyingly dickish level.

There are two theme-parky things I most deeply regret: Missing out on The Adventurer's Club in Disney World and missing out on the Star Trek Experience in Vegas.

"I'm everything I am… because you loved me-ee-ee-EE-ee-ee-ee."

For reasons known only to herself, my high school psychology teacher made us watch "Wired" in class.  Hell if I know what we were supposed to learn from that, aside from "Don't use a format loosely based off that of 'It's a Wonderful Life' for your tragic biopic".

They had a bunch of countdowns like that and even had a dedicated weekly show for counting down the Top Five (enter silly category here) Videos.  Around the same time, they had a show that followed directors as they made music videos, and it always aggravated me when they skipped over the post-production.