Hipster Tiktaalik traded the sea for legs three-hundred and seventy-five million years before it was cool.

"There are a few shots of W after he was told what was happening, while
still reading the book. He makes this gaping maw of an idiot's face that
makes Cletus from the Simpsons look like Carl Sagan."

It's unfortunately buried in the SomethingAwful forums but there was a fantastic rundown of why "Bee Movie" wasn't just bad; it was bad for incredibly strange reasons.  Here's the link, if you're curious but it may only work if the forum threads aren't randomly blocked.

Attenborough or GTFO.

That'd actually kind of make the whole thing worth it.

If humans can put a bowling ally on a cruise ship than by golly, they're gonna try the same thing on what is essentially a space-cruise ship!

"Professor Dumbledeedoo, Hangry, Panko Monkfish, Obstetrics Exam"

And The Goddamn movie is still three Goddamn hours long for no good Goddamn reason!

"I think I remember one of the movies about some dude named David Bowie
who had an octopus on his face.I forget if Marquis De Sade was in it."

There there, "Third Man on the Mountain".  I remember you exist.

Jim Jarmusch (sp?) must direct this movie.

WAIR = Nature's parkour!

Dammit, plesiosaurs aren't even dinosaurs!  What are they even teaching kids in biology these days?  You want an ocean-going dinosaur, look for a penguin.

Pretty sure that's just a Crowned Crane wandering the set, preening his wings while Hula-Hooping.

For the record, most of the fans I know who ventured to see the movie really liked Mos Def.  On the whole, I was more upset about one-headed Zaphod.

To be fair, it's kind of hard to describe "Pinwheel" without it sounding like the only time you watched "Sesame Street" was after suffering a head injury.

I love how Irish mythology and folklore is chock full of awesome, frequently messed-up stuff and yet nobody can get it right.

Amen, Padre.  Just once I want to see an alien invasion series, horror/sci-fi story, or vast insane conspiracy centered around fluffy bunny-people.

The weirdest artifacts of Goosebumps' popularity are the Disney MGM/Hollywood Studio guidebooks that proudly advertise the short-lived live Goosebumps show as the featured attraction on the cover.

They're already very large alligators, why do they even NEED a projectile weapon to be scary?